Raze 2 rules and jazz

The pledge of raze 2
I pledge to always kick aliens butts in when I see one, to always use the primary dodge rule (refer to strike force heroes rules) I will always go psycho when I have a shotgun and will never use a "golden weapon".

Okay........ have you said it yet? Continue only when you have read out loud, for you are about to be trained in The way of the (Uhmmmmm, can't think, mind blank) ER?!!!! (I couldn't think of anything better than that, seriously)

Alright....... (Cough-cough) your training shall begin right now.

(Awkward silence)

''Well? What do you expect me to do??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? Go to notdoppler open then the action category and scroll down till you find it! Then click on it! When you have completed the tutorial, Flawless. Come back here and the next part of your training shall begin.''

(Yet another awkward silence)

What are you waiting for?!?!?!??!?!?!?